The only maker that you want to meet (14/07/2007)

So i found these weights under my desk. They were covered in a thick layer of dust that have been under there for at least, like 3 years. It's been a very long time since i've thought about something as trivial as health.



Got up before sunlight for sunday morning situations.




We drove past a pretty bad accident in croydon. I think dad said later that a kid died around the time we drove past. I wonder where he is now.





We drove to Mcd's to meet Jen to finally implement our long awaited voyage to camberwell market. We brought millsy because he smells nice and makes little faces at things and also he is good at jokes.




Jen gives her car epic Zeppelin and Slash set ups.






We vectored to Croydon station. 6am to lilydale line stopping all stations to flinders street. daily full fare 9 dollars and 90 cents.




Luckily i had footwear situations sorted.







Sunlight came and we got to camberwell. We went past this masonic temple and i couldnt decide if it was epic or scary looking. I do know that i want to become a stonemason or whatev so i can hangout with tom cruise and have witchcraft baby jesus powers and also so i can see inside this dungeon. And also, i imagine it like the stonecutters on the simpsons, so i would use that private tunnel system and drink beer out of beersteins and party with aliens and CEO's that are called number 43 and shit.



We finally got to the market and it was so epic. It was like a giant outdoor opshop, but with a waaay better "old lady-everyone else" ratio and even cooler produce to browse through.






I'm thinking of getting into bling because im sick of fiddy making all these white-hatted, never-seen-a-gun-before, middle class, station rat faggots thinking its going to be cool for them too. Bling used to be the ultimate expression of epicness reserved only for Run DMC and beastie boys. Fuck these assholes. I'm taking bling back from them.






These photos cant even express how awesome everything was. This lady was selling a toy machine deck for like 10 dollars, I hate myself for not getting it.


























This was seriously like paradise for me. I dont want to get too many boots because people in chirnside park are really retarded and I'd probably be imprisoned for being a witch.




Right here, Jenna made a really awesome joke about girls that were like monet's, but i wont repeat it because i dont want to ruin it.



Jen's foot setup.



Seriously, they even had elvis, and he was really enthusiastic. Everyone was embarrassed but the broseph was really going for it and shredding so hard. Elvis impersonators kick so much ass.



If you pull a lever, you can make the pillsbury dough boy/puffin fresh run to the oven with delight to make you tasty treats. I want a real one.



We were all exhausted, me and mills because he stayed up all night and i only slept for a few hours, and jen because she only finished working overnight at Mcdonalds and went to the market without sleep. Dedication-wise, we got it made.

So we decided to go home, but the next train was 20 minutes away and it was cold so we rode another one up to alamein and back while we waited.



Dan's parents bought a caravan with some minor paintwork modifications.







I'm getting some dough together for next time.
I want to go back.